HI! i've been blogging everyday for the past few days. dont know why. anyhooos, warning! i'm gonna talk about dota. and maybe a few other things. played dota today. i tell you, I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF. and yeah jarrod. roll eyes. IT WAS A 3V5 GAME. THREE versus FIVE. we three. they five. and obviously WE WON. that's why so happy now. pardon me for being bitchy and all now, but yeah are we good or ARE WE REALLY GOOD. damn! that game was tight yo! PLUS PLUS! jiawei RANDOMED a medusa! first major item was eye of skadi. pain i tell you. mana shield totally rocked that game. i felt like a high level roshan man! and i find people who types, 'WAKAKAKAKAKA' in dota games super retarded. who the hell laughs like that! anyhooos, secrets to becoming a better dota player. TWO must haves. a good computer together with a good mouse. and 'GLORY' music! music that makes you fly high. i tell you, our fighting spirits in dota is UN-BE-LIEV-A-BLE. seriously, if we apply that kind of fighting spirits in everything we do, we'll totally soar with power colours. oh i just realise something too. was eating noodles just now. i realise TWO things. i have nice nails. and my cooking sucks. hahahaha and fuck! i just received a chain message. sms leh. now i understand how ernest felt. SUPER TULAN PLEASE. but who cares lah. it doesnt concern me anyway. and yeah! i realised something when i checked my phone just now! TWO things. i love my wallpaper. and actually, i dont really like my phone. OH OH, ernest and i watched spiderman 3 yesterday. wanna mention TWO things. they made spiderman so WHOA WHOA. and wah, if everyday spiderman saves people then one day everybody will CHEY I ALSO GOT SAVED BY HIM BEFORE LO *ROLL EYES. SO! I ALSO LO! WEI! I ALSO LO. NO! THE WAY HE SAVED ME NICER LO! HE SHOT THE WEB AT THE BADDIES! *TIU TIU TIU! seriously, spiderman movie should just end here. enough! XMEN SHOULD TOTALLY COME BACK. oh sian sian sian. tml got school in the morning. super da bian. TWO byes. bye bye. (:


it takes TWO hands to clap.
TWO hands to complete a manicure.
and TWO hands to ummms.. play sally sally lom cham pass!

it takes TWO to love.
but it just takes one more, to have an affair.
a public affair. (love that song!)

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